The Baboon – ENFP

At first glance, a Baboon’s neurotic zaniness might seem like showmanship, and thus lead observers to mistake them for a Peacock. It is only upon deeper inspection that one finds their motivations to be entirely similar to their other NF brethren, and what was first perceived to be an uncontained excitability of the body is more an exuberant enthusiasm of the spirit.

The Herald

Thomas Paine

That some desperate wretches should be willing to steal and enslave men by violence and murder for gain, is rather lamentable than strange. But that many civilized, nay, christianized people should approve, and be concerned in the savage practice, is surprising.

– Thomas Paine

A Baboon’s sole purpose in life is to inspire humankind to action. They do this not by playing to a person’s self-interest, employing strong-armed authority, or even the use of reason; a Baboon’s motivational skill derives from their preternatural ability to help others see the good and evil within themselves, and to empower the former over the latter. Their mix of candor and vulnerability has a way of connecting to a crowd that is unparalleled in its capacity for revealing human pathos. Baboons say the things that other people wish they had the audacity to say. They eviscerate bullies, empower the bullied, and preach to the faithless. Of course, this would all seem massively sanctimonious if it weren’t for the fact that Baboons tend to do it with a wink and a smile, as they are among the most humorous of all the types—along with Chimpanzees, they make up a good portion of the world’s stand-up comedians. And while other types might focus primarily on entertaining the audience, Baboons often strive to point out human foibles and contradictions by utilizing irony, satire, and impersonation. Their vocal inflections can be abundant, but unlike the precise affectations of Peacocks and Foxes, Baboon impersonations are less technical, not particularly specific, and more concerned with being an expression of personal insight and absurdity—this is where the satire comes inthan a demonstration of skill.

The True Believer

Jennifer Lawrence

I always knew that I was going to be famous. I honest to God don’t know how else to describe it. I used to lie in bed and wonder, ‘Am I going to be a local TV person? Am I going to be a motivational speaker?’ It wasn’t a vision. But as it’s kind of happening, you have this buried understanding: “Of course.”

– Jennifer Lawrence

Baboons are highly adaptable people who certainly think well enough of themselves to point out such gifts. This is practically unnecessary, however, as Baboon talents such as speaking, connecting with people, and improvisation are easily observable. For this reason, starting at an early age, their teachers, peers, and parents frequently laud Baboons, as their gifts can be both flashy and school-related. It’s no wonder why they are the most likely type to genuinely believe that they’re good at everything. This can cause other less-vocal types to chafe at the Baboon’s seemingly flippant self-assuredness, but mature ENFPs have a knack for using their charm and charisma to reveal the truth: their confidence is not borne out of an egotistical drive to dominate as much as an abundance of faith in their own intuition. They believe that their success is pre-destined, taking great risks and placing a tremendous amount of expectations upon themselves because they feel their natural gifts obligate them to do so. This strange phenomenon—where Baboons revel in their talents but take no credit for earning them- can be seen when giving a Baboon a direct and genuine compliment—most become utterly dumbfounded.

The Fickle Friend

charlotte-bronte

Imagination is a strong, restless faculty, which claims to be heard and exercised: are we to be quite deaf to her cry, and insensate to her struggles? When she shows us bright pictures, are we never to look at them, and try to reproduce them?

– Charlotte Bronte

With their ideas being evanescent in nature, Baboons often flit from one project to another, feeling passionately about an idea for a moment, and then forgetting about it in the next. Unfortunately, this behavior can also manifest itself within their relationships, especially those of a romantic bent. It’s not that they don’t care; it’s just that their imagination is fueled by both spontaneity and romance, and Baboons often fear that to lose either one would endanger their creative engine, as if not following their muse, figurative and real, might cause it to leave them forever. Baboons want to be involved in everything, often over-committing themselves to the multitudinous tasks that they find interesting. If they aren’t careful, they might find themselves in a time crunch that drains that distinctive, ENFP enthusiasm—otherwise known as the reason why they chose to commit to so many endeavors in the first place.

The Revolutionary

Nelson Mandela

When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in, he has no choice but to become an outlaw.

– Nelson Mandela

In most social situations, Baboons can appear to be fun-loving and easygoing, and, dare it be said, somewhat reserved. However, don’t let that fool you. Replace the concrete setting with a conversation on abstract ideas, and you’ll find that Baboons have a plethora of opinions on virtually everything. Ask them what their feelings are on a controversial subject, and you might find yourself on the receiving end of one long, albeit probably hilariously charming, monologue about recycling, the looming danger of overpopulation, or how franchise adaptations killed the feature film. They will preach to you about the best films to see, best music to listen to, and best books to read—just don’t expect to be allowed back into the conversation without some effort on your part. More aggressive than their fellow NFs, a Baboon’s fervor can often overflow to the point where it borders on zealotry. In moments like these, they can be demanding, forceful, and violent to friend and foe alike, and the heightened intensity and often-accompanying hyperbole can get them into trouble. However, the more mature a Baboon is, the easier it is for them to navigate the tumultuous waters of their own convictions, and society, more often than not, finds itself thankful for their revolutionary spirit.

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  • “That’s not a baboon, that’s a Mandrill”, says the Owl

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