The Owl – INTP

If a Humpback Whale is the “old soul” of personality types, the Owl is just old. Now this might seem insulting, but to the information-obsessed Owl, advanced age, or at least the appearance of it, is believed to be a sign of wisdom. Every tuft of disheveled hair, every imaginary gray follicle, and every mismatched wardrobe accessory: all evidence of a life spent devoted to the pursuit of knowledge.

The Theorist

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Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.

– Marie Curie

Owls have the unique ability to analyze complex theories with relative ease. This allows them to compress said theories into simpler, comprehensible threads, with which they weave a theoretical tapestry that is both accessible and beautiful. To achieve this, Owls will frequently detach themselves from the material world, thus eliminating any distractions detrimental to their search for abstract truth.

To say that an Owl seeks knowledge would not be totally accurate, and the mere mention of “knowledge” causes many people to mistype themselves as Owls, or Smiths in general. A more appropriate statement would be to say that Owls prize information above all other things. This includes certain earthly desires that are viewed as automatic priorities for other types, such as family, friends, or material wealth, and the security those things provide. This is often misinterpreted as a simple “Owls don’t care about their loved ones.” Nothing could be further from the truth. It’s just their idea of caring is expressed more in the perpetual curiosity they have towards their spouse or child than in any kind of obligatory and—in their eyes—superficial show of affection expected of them due to their role as partner or parent.

The Pacifist


My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder of men is disgusting.

– Albert Einstein

An Owl is not afraid of dying. In fact, their detachment with their corporeal self makes them reasonably accepting of death’s inevitability. War, however, goes against everything they believe in. While other Smiths may believe in its ability to stimulate technological advancement through the creation of new weapons, an Owl might argue that history proves war often stymies intellectual progress—there’s a reason the feudal period that took place before the Renaissance is referred to as “The Dark Ages.” Owls view war as nothing more than the destruction of property, the misappropriation of resources, and a complete waste of time. The fact that it commonly serves as a means and justification for expanding territorial lines that they deem as dubious to begin with—an Owl’s disregard for intellectual boundaries frequently extends to political boundaries as well—is even more sickening.

This same attitude can be seen in social settings, where the Owl will usually acquiesce to avoid group dissension, even if the peace comes at the expense of the Owl’s own enjoyment. While this acquiescence can make them appear weak, and for male Owls, strangely effeminate, the fact is, they just don’t put much stock into the validity of societal norms, including those related to gender roles. Aside from the obvious physical differences between genders, ones that can be clearly attributed to specific biological causes, Owls view much of the assumed distinctions between men and women as merely the product of social programming. For this reason, they are the most androgynous of all the types.

The Hermit


I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give.

– Thomas Jefferson

It’s not surprising that Owls regularly set aside time to be alone. These reclusive respites give them an opportunity to recharge, away from society’s constant nagging. Unlike their fellow Smiths, who generally respond with feelings of utter contemptuousness towards anyone who dares to pressure them to conform, Owls, because of their aforementioned pacifist tendencies, try to preempt arguments by avoiding belligerent people altogether. If left to their own devices, an Owl will seek the sanctuary of solitude to focus on their primary motivation: coming up with cool ideas.

Minimalists at heart, the freedom of an undisturbed and unfettered mind takes priority over material goods, most of which, Owls believe, lose value the further they venture from utility; an Owl might want a functioning car and clean clothes that fit, but don’t be surprised if you see them driving up to your house in a beat-up 1995 Toyota Corolla wearing a random T-shirt, cargo shorts, and socks that don’t match.

The Advisor

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So, what’s more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious god created the universe and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that he simply doesn’t exist at all, and that we created him so that we wouldn’t have to feel so small and alone?

– Ellie Arroway, Contact

Their ability to detach themselves, and therefore keep a safe emotional distance from any situation, is exactly what makes Owls fantastic advisors. They are big-picture people who pride themselves on their willingness to ignore small details and momentary concerns. While this may cause conflict with more grounded types, who might take offense to the notion that present-day moments and the people that fill them are expendable, Owls believe that it’s this discipline that powers their originality of thought. And unlike the rapid-fire volley of ideas that constitutes the brainstorming session of a Chimpanzee—the Owl’s closest Smith sibling—the Owl specializes in imagining a broad, singular vision of the future. Nowhere is this better displayed than in Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence, a document that has influenced hundreds of similar documents—and more importantly, governments—throughout the world.

An Owl’s method of theorizing is far and away the most intuitive of all the Smiths. Whereas a Spider designs plans revolving around various contingencies, attempting to predict all foreseeable scenarios, an Owl enjoys the mystery of not knowing, as it enables them to take theories into previously unexplored territory and completely disregard “tried and true” methods, even those they would agree are pragmatically effective. It’s no wonder their advice is so sought after; an Owl’s awkward disconnect with the past and present best empowers them to dream of a more graceful future.


  • This fits me to a “T” and is the first test I’ve taken of many that really nailed it. Thanks.

  • Haha awesome. How did you make such a perfect mbti test?

  • Tulsi Von says:

    Nice, but too easy to mistype. I have tested intj for years now and the intp description doesn’t fit me. Very clever animal association though.

    • Same here, I gravitate around thr INTJ territory, got INTP ot this test.

  • Pretty near the mark. Love Sue Isaac Newton!

    • Should read Sir Isaac Newton.

  • Hasen Judy says:

    The bit about keeping the peace is spot on, and explains an aspect of myself that made me think in the past that I was a feeler: sometimes I decide something logically, but I can’t carry it out because it would ruffle a lot of feathers and upset some people.

  • And here I was, trying to prove the official MBTI wrong with its whole “you’re an INTP” thing.

  • I was worried that I would be mistyped due to the unusual testing strategy. However, it was correct, as >95% of online Myers-Briggs tests have been for me so far. Very rarely, I get INFP, but that’s just because I try to think about how my decisions affect other people.

    • That’s great Wesley. Usually, the biggest difference between an INTP and an INFP isn’t the consideration of people in decision-making as much as the INTP’s pacifist bent.

  • I’m INTJ but got INTP on this test.

  • Interesting test. The first time I took the MBPT the result was INFP. That never fit. But I was young and think I answered how I thought I should as a woman, not necessarily how I really was. Taking it 3 decades later with the result INTP, it was an instant fit. This test confirmed it. My life has confirmed it. I am glad to know as it helps me understand myself better and does give me some motivation to respond when people reach out to me, though I’m never disappointed when plans fall through, lol.

  • The thing with personality tests is most times I don’t really know if I’m answering them in a way that’s accurate to who I am or not.
    I may think of myself as a contemplative person, a person who prefers solitude, or any of the other INTP traits.
    But how can anybody be sure that these traits apply to them when, generally speaking, our perception of ourselves is influenced by subjective feelings and as a result not entirely true?

    What I’m saying is, I think it’s very likely that people would choose the answers, words, or sentences that apply to who they want to be and not who they are.

    Or maybe I just second guess my answers too much…

    • Hi Nyma,

      Sometimes it helps to have a close friend take it for you, as “you.” Though, to be honest, your comment does sound a whole lot like an Owl.

      • That’s exactly what I was thinking. Nyma sounds like an owl in denial, explaining why she isn’t while explaining how she is. haha

  • INFJ got INTP.That’s strange.

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