You are Euron Greyjoy (Chimpanzee)!
“I have to be honest. This is making me hard.”
Playful and coy in public, seemingly impulsive in behavior, it’s hard to know exactly what you’re thinking. Your psychotic, almost delusional shtick comes in handy when proving to people that you are the most dangerous pirate alive. Little do they know of the depths of your cunning. Little do they fear your talent for long-term manipulation. I’d say you were “crazy like a fox”, but that wouldn’t do you justice. You’re a Chimpanzee. Foxes do what they think others will want. You, like most Chimpanzees, do what you want.