You are Hot Pie (Elephant)!
“Friends don’t pay.”
Guess what? You’re our favorite culinary traveling companion. With a discerning nose for sausages and a baking virtuosity that’s tragically underrated, you’re the Nancy Silverton of Westeros. All you want to do is provide for those that you care about and stay out of wars that, by their very definition, invite conflict. If only people would learn to get along, shoot a little Michelin star attention your way and, most importantly, understand that they CANNOT GIVE UP ON THE GRAVY.