You are Mace Tyrell (Elephant)!

“I’ll be sure to send a cask of the Arbor’s finest your way.”

I know what you’re thinking. “Really, I’m Mace fuckin’ Tyrell?” Not the brightest star in a sky of gleaming characters. At least Mace really leans into that designation, as he is literally not very bright. And yet, you are the most powerful lord in the Reach, a region with the largest army, most plentiful agricultural resources, and location of the Citadel, Westeros’ version of the Ivy League, in all its ivory tower splendor. Could an idiot really be the de jure leader of a country like that? Like in real life? Hmmmmm…