You are Oberyn Martell (Peacock)!

“It’s a big beautiful world.”

Ahhhh, if you could have just avoided the urge to spike the ball and do a touchdown dance, your head would still be spherical in shape instead of compressed. But who could resist the flashy persona and kinetic energy of the Red Viper of Dorne. As balletic as a prima ballerina and as sexually adventurous as…a prima ballerina, your life’s mission is clear: enjoy each and every part of it for as long as you’re allowed.