You are Tormund Giantsbane (Peacock)!
“What kind of god would have a pecker that small?”
King Robert can have his bear hugs; you’ve actually slept with an actual she-bear! Or so you say… though, in fairness, you usually back up all of your big talk with big action. The wildest of the wildlings, you’re a visceral, jovial lover of good times and good people (men, women, giants, or bears), and the self-appointed grandmaster of dick jokes.